So which Patriots receiver gets screwed?
I had a long chat the other night with my old friend Jon, the Patriots fan, and we talked, among other things, about the Patriots' new passing offense, and we wondered ... who gets left behind in this new world of WR wealth?
I had to think about it for a while. Not Randy Moss — he's too good and too motivated now to prove people wrong. Not Wes Welker — they gave up second- and seventh-rounders for the guy and see him as the perfect slot receiver. Not Benjamin Watson, who at times played like a No. 1 option in lieu of a real one last season and is getting better and more comfortable in the offense.
Certainly, Reche Caldwell — and this is assuming he even makes the team, for crying out loud — will catch fewer passes than he did a year ago. But I consider him to be a nice overachiever who never was meant to be a No. 1 wideout. Instead, I look to Donté Stallworth.
Guy hasn't caught a pass for the Patriots yet, and he has to feel like things are a bit crowded now. I suspect that Welker, not Moss, will lead the team in catches, but that Moss will be the big-play guy. Watson should be a factor in the red zone, and the running backs can't be overlooked. So what does this leave for Stallworth and Caldwell?
And for that matter, how ridiculous are Brady's numbers going to be?
So I did a little arithmetic and predicted that Brady would set a career high in passing yards (though not attempts or completions) and tie his touchdown mark of 28 from 2004, when he had Deion Branch and David Givens playing for new contracts.
I took this too far, incidentally, invoking the powers of Microsoft Excel and all its wonders, and came up with these two little spreadsheets forecasting the Patriots' passing and receiving numbers for the 2008 season.
First, the receiving totals:
| Player | Receptions | Yards | Avg. | TDs |
| Wes Welker | 66 | 704 | 10.7 | 2 |
| Randy Moss | 63 | 1,017 | 16.1 | 11 |
| Benjamin Watson | 52 | 675 | 13.0 | 6 |
| Donté Stallworth | 39 | 594 | 15.2 | 4 |
| Kevin Faulk | 37 | 291 | 7.9 | 1 |
| Reche Caldwell | 31 | 377 | 12.2 | 1 |
| Laurence Maroney | 26 | 231 | 8.9 | 0 |
| David Thomas | 21 | 263 | 12.5 | 2 |
| Kelley Washington | 17 | 202 | 11.9 | 1 |
| Sammy Morris | 14 | 104 | 7.4 | 0 |
| Kyle Brady | 10 | 108 | 10.8 | 1 |
| Chad Jackson | 10 | 106 | 10.6 | 1 |
| Garrett Mills | 8 | 78 | 9.8 | 0 |
| others | 5 | 33 | 6.6 | 0 |
| Heath Evans | 5 | 31 | 6.2 | 0 |
| TOTALS | 404 | 4814 | 11.9 | 30 |
And now, the QB numbers:
| QB | Completions | Attempts | Yards | TDs | INTs |
| Tom Brady | 378 | 596 | 4,538 | 28 | 14 |
| Matt Cassel | 23 | 41 | 212 | 1 | 1 |
| Randy Moss | 1 | 2 | 40 | 1 | 0 |
| others | 2 | 4 | 24 | 0 | 0 |
| TOTALS | 404 | 643 | 4,814 | 30 | 15 |
You'll notice a few things. Number one, I don't think Chad Jackson will be any kind of significant factor this season. I suspect he'll start out on the PUP list and maybe get some action late, but ultimately, his sophomore season (along with his rookie year) will be a wash. He'll enter his third year as a player on the hot seat.
Next, no Troy Brown. I know Bill Belichick has welcomed back his receiver, and the Patriots probably could use him in some role. But I suspect Brown will opt to spend more time with his family and not play this season. He might not be fully healthy right now, anyway.
This could end up being way off, who knows? But it was a fun experiment to run. I am getting started on the other 31 teams right now (tongue planted firmly in cheek) ...


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